Be honest! This is you?
This is definitely me. Except there are also tears. Loads of tears.
Nobody get’s confused like Gaston
I cry for all those who do not know who this man is
Planning a story
Actually writing a story
Goatdalf the Hay
No no, that’s clearly Goatdalf the White. Goatdalf the Hay died fighting the Balhog, but was sent back, enhanced in power and clothed in white. Easy mistake to make.
I think you mean Goatdalf the Wheat.
Are we not going to talk about how weird it is that there is a goat that we’ve all definitely agreed looks like Ian McKellan?
To be honest, the goat might look more like Ian McKellan when he’s *not* Gandalf:
The eyes are open and empty. Dark. Doll’s eyes. And the no se has a high arch, a narrow bridge, a round tip. The lips are blue. The face it self is something other than human, half corpse and half creature. My lungs burn; my next breath rattles on the way in. Al.